Glen (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} glenbae) wrote,@ 2008-01-27 23:25:00 |
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I was making dinner and the cats don't respect me so they kept jumping on the counter while I was cooking.
And so I was forced to lock them in my room, but unbeknownst to me, they diarrheaed under my bed (perhaps as revenge).
Later that day I used the irobot roomba vacuum, and it spread the diarrhea EVERYWHERE (it kind of looked like spreading peanut butter over wonderbread) and it smelled absolutely atrocious.
After mopping the room like 10 times with lavender detergent it no longer smells of shit, but it still smells of cat.
The are no longer permitted in my room.
And so I was forced to lock them in my room, but unbeknownst to me, they diarrheaed under my bed (perhaps as revenge).
Later that day I used the irobot roomba vacuum, and it spread the diarrhea EVERYWHERE (it kind of looked like spreading peanut butter over wonderbread) and it smelled absolutely atrocious.
After mopping the room like 10 times with lavender detergent it no longer smells of shit, but it still smells of cat.
The are no longer permitted in my room.
